Thursday 22 July 2010

Bit Of A Rant


Hey People what the Muthafuckin Business! (it means whts happening)

All this iphone 4 shit is a load of bollocks queing up for a day and a half when you got other things you could be doing is RETARDED! and u should be Dis Pazest (like the acronym...HA) of it as soon as it is seen...


AND to think its not even glich free all have a problem so there ain't no point in even getting one for now!


Now there's a few bit of kit (that i need in my life and if your a serious like me) U WILL GET IT!! by any means possible. (or just wait for a second hand one)



F1RSTLY: forget the Ipad.. yeah its made by apple but guess what there are alternatives like this:

THE JOO JOO TABLET PC. (pictured above)

joojoo IS A GREAT ALERNATIVE!!! to the Ipad and it has alot to offer in the way of browsing experience.

No pre-loaded applications, windows or menu's. Everything on the internet is just a single touch away and instantly available - anywhere, anytime. (COME ON START CLAPPING)

joojoo means magic. Experience it.

Why wait? joojoo delivers the Internet in 9 seconds. Nobody does it faster.
- PC Power-up time: Up to 120 seconds
- Mobile Power-up time: Up to 30 seconds
- Usain Bolts world record 100 meter dash time: 9.58 seconds (DO NOT GET IT TWISTED)
- You on the internet with the joojoo: 9 seconds

Size matters! joojoo's stunning 12.1 inch screen is big, bold and beautiful. (9.1 AINT CUTTING IT APPLE)

Browse your favourite websites and the coolest videos in a way no other device can deliver. Simply swipe, pinch or moon walk your fingers across joojoo's 12.1" capacitive touch screen.

Full screen High Definition video playback from any site? We bet you haven't seen that before.
Enjoy videos from YouTube, Hulu or any of your favourite online video sites with ease. The joojoo supports Adobe Flash and delivers full screen HD via Fusion Garages own video player.

App Store? We'll show you an app store. joojoo has the largest app store in the world. Its called the internet. Anybody who lives life online knows that the best applications come from the original properties not some stripped down version. YouTube, Gmail, Google docs, Flickr, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify and Pandora capture our imagination and our online time.

Multitasking? No Problem! Go ahead and do what you want to do. (ERM STEVE!!!)
joojoo loves to do more than one thing at a time, just like you do. Browse the web, reply to and email and listening to music, its easy.


Specifications:

- Processor: Intel Atom 1.6 Ghz
- Graphics Chipset: Nvidia Ion
- Wireless: Wifi (802.11 b/g/n)
- Bluetooth: 2.1 + EDR wireless technology
- Display: 12.1" widescreen
- Resolution: 1366 x 768 Pixels (Fingerprint resistant coating)
- Power: Built in Lithium-polymer battery
- Intenet use: Up to 5 hours on Wifi
- Capacity: 4GB Solid state drive
- Camera: For video conferencing
- Connectors: 1 Charger Port, 1 USB Port, Built in Speakers, Microphone, 3.5mm -Headphone jack
- Sensors: Accelerometer, Ambient Light Sensor
- Dimensions H x W x D: 199 x 324.5 x 3.8-18.9mm
- Weight: 1.1KG

Dont be a lemming all your life try something different for a change!

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